Mohammad Nizal
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helllo humans.
i'm finally back.

so you've been thinking,
"what the hell is that moron doing seyy. the blog is like tapai basi already".
fret not my fellow humans.

so it goes that i am very very free but always preoccupied nowadays.
i dont have school yet i find myself busy. tsk.
correct or not L?

and i remembered a promise to L that i'd blog in english so that she can read my blog without asking a translator. i try lah eh.

so lets talk about this world of ours infested with weird creatures like you and me.
one day i met a friend, and while chatting after dinner,

she said, "do you realize that after you eat, sometimes you feel very airy?"
i said, "like gas?"
she said, "no like air. very the senak."
i said, "try kentot ah. "
she said, "tak tak, bukan macam kentot punyer..!"
i said, "then what? last time my grandma kerok pakai sendok seyy."

and we left that issue at that. and so the chats continued for nearly an hour. and out of the blue she shouted,

"akahlah! aku kentot abestu terus comfortable seyy!"

haiyo. 19 and still dont know something as simple as that. alah actually i know why she acted dumb. hahas. she wanted to fart badly but paiseh so makup up a story lor.
i know you're gonna read this, so is my guess correct?

aku tampho kang....

hahhahagshs.

anyway, SSP is having a performance on the 26th at Suntec. and the script was finished like 5mins before this entry started.

cool shit kepe.

and oh, i found a newterm in the Manja magazine.
it said that if a person's hair is uncombed and looks like a mess, its called
RAMBUT ZONGZENG.

ok. i shall add somemore and call it, "RAMBUT ZONGZENG TONG TONG CHENG"
cool shit kepe.

and its rambutan season. and the trees near my blocks are full of them and theres this apek with a gunny sack jolok-ing them. while i was walking with my sister to shengsiong this morning, the apek step malu malu kitty when we walked past him.

jolok jangan tak jolok ye pek.
but the main message that i want to say is actually about me waking up at 8 to go have breakfast and market on a saturday morning.

ohkay, for me everyday is a saturday if you get what i mean.

ok humans. i'm dead beat sleeeeeeeepyyyyy.
its 4pm and what a great time to sleep.

rock a my babi
sleep like a log.

but before that, lets hav some pictures.