Sorry guys for the uber long disappearance. I think you guys are used to it anyway. The truth is, I wasnt really scheduled to be busy till 31st March. I just dont understand why they'd always last minute look for GI's.
And so, on the 24th, I was on the net till 6am watching online shows. So after that snug into bed, only to be woken up at 750am (vibrations at my neck) to the horny and cheeky voice of Khai Camelot. Aku really didnt expect to get a call that early lah siak. And so, apparently he was looking for a GI to replace Dee. Wahh, aku punyer kemalasan bin ketakkuase-an macam membuak buak so I told him to give me 10 mins while I think (READ: go back to sleep).
Yes, I did fell asleep. And was woken up again by another call, this time round by another makhluk Tuhan yang tidak ku kenali. Turn out it was LiYing/LiTing/LiLing/Li____. She sounded desperate over the phone and so I gave in. Ok, the fact that she called me personally and that she's the boss's daughter did made a teenywheeny effect on my decision making. Hahahs!
So off I throdd to Changi at noon with sleepy eyes. Decided to meet Aida at Tanah Merah and cab there.
And then it went like how it should be. Until the second night that is. Sumore was taking Queensway Sec, NT sumore. So, I was really looking forward to breaking camp cause I only slept for 5 hours within tthat 2 days. Blame the bed bugs that had the trainers squatting under the dorms killing them using lighters at 3am cause the kids got bitten till some had their whole body all red.
And then, I got a call from Kenneth, the Rojak guy. He's half chinese, half indian and speaks malay like your matrep next door. Hahahs. Turned out last minute the ubin group didnt have enough GI. Wahseh, wa punya hott. Cause when I enquired the week before, they told me confidently that there were no vacancies and that they had more than enough. Which makes me think, how come if they did had more than enough, why are they still looking for people the night before the camp?
Haiyo.
At Ubin beb. I wouldnt want to miss it since I passed the chance the last time cause apparently I felt I wasnt ready. And oh, the people going there were those gerek people ! Adi, Suzana, Nisa, Noris, Ahmad, Kenneth, Hafiz, Kelvin. And there was a new girl. I couldnt see well at night but still she looked familiar. Sakinah rupernyer. My BPGHS senior.
*Pause-sey*OK, aku dah malas nak type panjang panjang in detail.So sumer shortcut.
Hougang PrimaryUbin.
Excited. Shiok. Second night tido dalam jacuzzi. Kat sane panas terik bahang nak mampus. Cikgu Hougang primary gerek to the max. Belikan air tebu dan goreng pisang Changi dan aku sengaje kunyah dan sedut depan budak budak kasi jealous. Jumpe jam tangan yang ade electronic compass tunjuk arah kiblat. Mase trekking halfway ade budak ni sesak nafas, so aku piggyback him, abeh mase ngah chang, dier buat sex noises dekat telinge aku sebab dier kononnyer dah penat sangat. Pukimak tol. But there's this adorable malay boy yang biler bebual aku tak dengar suare. Balik camp rush to Changi collect pay, then all the trainers makan kat Hougang.
MLS Camp.
Sampai je muke macam siak.Aku malas nak layan. So went to "help out" with SMA's camp night walk. Sofie was like ; "Eh, I scream like a girl!". Like what the fish?! She is a girl. Theres 2 guys holding hands screaming and running after I did the Kakak ngilai and throwing a hanger I found. Then we proceed to the basketball court where I slept while they talk about ghosts. Morning Epeyn and Afiq bought roti prata. Then aku balik stakat nak buat brownies. Then tertido kat sofa. And then ade member prangai macam siak. SSP's performance was the bomb. Boleh tahan gereck. Aku bebual ngan campers pon asa boleh hembus. Matair Nad blanja Canadian's. Aku radak lagi padahal baru makan McDons. Then aku Haddad Mai and Sash overnite lagik. Lepak kat Mobe abeh dengar budak budak complain. Baru hang tau manusia manusia yang akan hangpa kena layan. Then lepak kat rooftop redroom bentang sleeping bag. Then dah pagi shift inside redroom. Abeh dorang tengok kiter macam tak pernah nampak manusie tido gitu. Pi mampos . Bukannyer aku baring tido telanjang bogel or tengah merendekk ke hape ke.
This is how I say my prayers y'all !
Bugis with Asmida.
It was an impromptu decision. As call aku tanyer pasal ape tah. Then dah letak phone baru aku realised dier dekat ngan bugis so call her back and dier cakap ok nak teman aku carik barang. Ate at TongSeng then jalan jalan kat bugis street. Jumpe berms and short sleeve shirt yang ade epaulet or what fuck its called. Then duduk luar 7-11 borak borak sampai nearly 11 tak salah. Oh! As dah print gambar holga and it turned out lawa nak mamps.
BP Band / Pasta Mania with Nabila.Went back to BPGHS at TeckWhye to see the band. Nightmare siak. Everything hancho. Standard jatuh gedebuk ke lantai sampai tembus ke China siak. Abeh hentak kaki weak nak mampos macam nenek dier punye ipar punyer laki yang banyak kocok tupasal lutut takleh angkat tinggi tinggi. Abeh adeke si SL&ASL marah budak budak ketawe ketawe bebual suare mcm tengah nak sek. Abeh yang si ASL suke hati makcik tiri dier je angkat instrument punyerlah rendah. Anyway Ira, Zin, Nad ade tapi darling aku Naquiah takde plak. Rindu serindu-rindunya beb. After that got a msg from Nabila, so decided to meet for dinner. Since she was from BBDC, so met at Westmall. Banyak banyak tempat, Westmall jugak. Ate Pasta Mania. Had a great chat and then we bought drinks and lepak at the opposite block till like 9 plus sebab ade budak tu ade test the next day.
Casuarina Primary.Hahahs. Aku jadi IC. HAhahhs. Kene kacau rabak rabak siak.Aku dah lah stress kancheong kingkong siak. Abeh in the morning mase nak buat api untuk outdoor cooking, api termati so aku confident yang bara belom jadi. Step terror rambutan pi pegang tu arang barehand. Jeng jeng jeng, terbakar jari. Tekujut sejenak siot. Abe aku ngan Izwan sampai duduk bersile sebab kayu ngan daun basah abeh sabut kelape jumpe setakat sebesar hamster.minyak tanah aku carik tak jumpe sampai patah balik 2 kali. Kalau dekat takpe jugak. Rupernyer tersembunyi dibawah beg. Kuih ciputan betol. Oh, ade budak hyperactive dalam group aku. He keeps running away sebab nak kentot. Cilaka punya babi.
Canberra Secondary.
Nothing much. They were hyperactive on the first day. But second day sumer lemau. I thought gonna be gereck like Admiralty sec. Tapi boring uh. Like normal camps, nothing special. Even the student leaders for my group macam malas nak layan.
